I’ve been out of NYC for more than 2.5 years now and let me tell you, LA is where it’s at. Say what you will, but LA has been on the juice trend for DECADES, bitches. So I say a big WHAT THE FUCK EVER to this whole Pressed Juicery trend that’s trying to happen in New York right now. In the faux words of Regina George, “stop trying to make juice HAPPEN!”
I feel like I don’t even need to write anything for this post. There’s just no excuse for this. NONE. Whatsoever.
We don’t know why but this photo of Katie Holmes just annoys us. She just looks so gross and haggard. Get your shit together, girl.
I’m not a coffee drinker but it seems like common sense that it’s probably not the best idea to drink coffee before or DURING your workout like some douche was doing the other day at my gym. Hey asshole, take your double cafe mocha somewhere ELSE. Thanks.
He’s a machine or at least wants to look like one. In this particular photo, it looks like Mr. Lutz is wearing every piece of gym equipment that he owns. Such a show off…
Check out this TMZ video where he goes nuts on the jungle gym.
Happy Friday. Look out for this wolf pack of assholes…I hear they’re heading to LA this weekend.
We’re all about purses, don’t get us wrong, but are you seriously carrying a $10,000+ handbag to and from the gym? Honestly…the bright yellow version makes me want to vom.
There is just no words for this…or an excuse. Are your muscles so big that they blind you? I don’t think so.
You’re an asshole.
We live in a social world but no need to document your workout for all the world to see. Celebrities like Kim K. are infamous for this. We get it. You’re working out. Congratulations!
So it’s pretty bitchy but you’re annoying at the gym because, well, you’re kind of perfect. Nobody likes a show off, Jessie! Good thing you got dumped by JT and your acting career is pretty much over or you’d be the cause of every girl’s suicide.
